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lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

(via born-on-the-coldest-day)

poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

(via reg4n)

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic, via jumpbackjack)

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

(via greetings)

bambiloser:

Stuck in Love (2012) dir. Josh Boone

"My biggest mistake was thinking you could fix me. Only I can fix me."

(via melmelmelie)

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

(via thehilariousblog)

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

(Source: vinebox, via steptoe)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via greetings)

"He ignores you but you like him. He does nothing yet you fall for him. You miss him, but he never thought about you."

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia, via thehilariousblog)

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

(Source: min-tto, via successfullychallenged)

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

(Source: min-tto, via successfullychallenged)

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